The Pat Sajack Database (PT_SJCK_DTBS) is an inventory system that shortens everything into meaningless abbreviations, causing endless hours of confusion between you and your customer, and other fabulous prizes. Unfortunately, the system is not equipped for you to buy a vowel.
- LOVECHM BBL SLV 2FER-F
- HVLY ESCP PRTD KMN V NK TP
- MXD STRIPES PTCHWRK S/S SHIRT (SS SHIRT? What the hell does that mean? Nazi regalia? If so, why is it white/black? Shouldn't it be brown?)